👑 champion · 🦈 certified shark · 🥄 wooden spoon · the rest, a vibe of their own
★ bold border = 2026 contender
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Reigning ChampMatt "Big City" Wilson
Honey Badger
Two-time champion. 2024 Myrtle Beach. 2026 Breezy Point. Has never finished outside the top five. No bruhhhdy can believe it.
2026 · HCP 12.7 · White/Blue tees- Titles
- 2
- Best
- 1st
- Avg Finish
- 2.5
- Starts
- 7
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2× ChampRob "Robabbo" Abbott
Quota Assassin
Quota assassin. Crowns in 2023 and 2025. Sat 2026 out -- the field breathed a sigh of relief.
- Titles
- 2
- Best
- 1st
- Avg Finish
- 3.4
- Starts
- 5
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2× ChampKelsey "Babs" Babos
Founding Dynasty
Back-to-back champ, 2020--2021. The original dynasty.
- Titles
- 2
- Best
- 1st
- Avg Finish
- 3.7
- Starts
- 3
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2022 ChampKristin "Flan" Flanagan
Undefeated, Technically
Undefeated lifetime average -- won the only year she entered.
- Titles
- 1
- Best
- 1st
- Avg Finish
- 1.0
- Starts
- 1
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Michael "MJ" Johnson
Debut Sniper
Runner-up at Myrtle Beach 2024 -- instant splash. Sixth at Breezy Point 2026. Still the most alarming debut in Northern Star history.
2026 · HCP 18.2 · White/Blue tees- Titles
- 0
- Best
- 2nd
- Avg Finish
- 4.0
- Starts
- 2
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Luke "#9" Day
Podium Squatter
Runner-up at Breezy Point 2026. Has now touched every podium step except the top. The title is right there. Luke can see it.
2026 · HCP 19.8 · White/Blue tees- Titles
- 0
- Best
- 2nd
- Avg Finish
- 3.5
- Starts
- 7
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Greg "New Greg" Thompson
Podium Crasher
Bronze at Breezy Point 2026. Two T5s and now a podium -- the trajectory is loud.
2026 · HCP 23.0 · White/Blue tees- Titles
- 0
- Best
- 3rd
- Avg Finish
- 4.3
- Starts
- 3
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Brian "Lil Town" Wilson
Professional Lurker
Runner-up in 2021. Fourth at Breezy Point 2026 -- off the podium by one. Brian would like to note that Watson's handicap was wrong.
2026 · HCP 18.1 · White/Blue tees- Titles
- 0
- Best
- 2nd
- Avg Finish
- 5.0
- Starts
- 7
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Greg "Old Greg" Wellhausen
Top-Five Regular
Fifth at Breezy Point 2026. Still hunting. Still clean windows.
2026 · HCP 18.0 · White/Blue tees- Titles
- 0
- Best
- 4th
- Avg Finish
- 5.9
- Starts
- 7
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Peter "Watty" Watson
Stealth Riser
Eighth at Breezy Point 2026. The 17.0 handicap was confirmed correct. WATSONGATE is closed.
2026 · HCP 17.0 · White/Blue tees- Titles
- 0
- Best
- 4th
- Avg Finish
- 6.3
- Starts
- 6
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Steven "Ruby" Rubinyi
The Lutsen Cameo
Mid-pack in his 2022 Lutsen cameo.
- Titles
- 0
- Best
- 6th
- Avg Finish
- 6.0
- Starts
- 1
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Lisa "Gebby" Gebhard
Silver Specialist
Runner-up in 2022 -- knocking on the door.
- Titles
- 0
- Best
- 2nd
- Avg Finish
- 6.2
- Starts
- 6
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Phil "Philly" LaViolette
Chief Vibes Officer
Brings the vibes, chasing the leaderboard.
- Titles
- 0
- Best
- 6th
- Avg Finish
- 8.3
- Starts
- 4
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First Full YearTyler "T-Gerst" Gerst
Development Researcher... of Birdies
Luke's guy. Seventh in his debut at Breezy Point 2026. The research continues.
2026 · HCP 21.0 · White/Blue tees- Titles
- 0
- Best
- 7th
- Avg Finish
- 7.0
- Starts
- 1
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First Full YearTabatha "Tab" Lingerfelt
Captain Turned Contender
Tenth at Breezy Point 2026 -- first full year as a player. The conspiracy that Tab would win was, in fact, wrong. The conspiracy lives on.
2026 · HCP 23.0 · Gold/Red tees- Titles
- 0
- Best
- 10th
- Avg Finish
- 10.0
- Starts
- 1
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First Full YearMel "Well Well" Wellhausen
The Savior
Stepped up last-minute when Bryan Lamb bailed. Ninth in her first full year at Breezy Point 2026. Easy Breezys got a serious upgrade.
2026 · HCP 23.0 · Gold/Red tees- Titles
- 0
- Best
- 9th
- Avg Finish
- 9.0
- Starts
- 0
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Jovan "Jovi" Thompson
Nowhere but Up
Anchored the 2022 field -- nowhere to go but up.
- Titles
- 0
- Best
- 12th
- Avg Finish
- 12.0
- Starts
- 1
Career stats from the official scoresheets (2020--2025). Avg finish is the mean of recorded places across years played. Handicaps and quotas are due a couple weeks before tee-off.
👀 Future Contenders
They know about Northern Star. Northern Star knows about them. An invitation has not been discussed aloud.
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Nate "Real Nice" Price
Future ContenderMyrtle Beach Survivor
Joined the crew for a round in Myrtle Beach and lived to tell about it. Has tasted the chaos. Knows what he's getting into. Coming back for more anyway.
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Travis "The Appendix" Tuning
Future ContenderMedical Withdrawal
Was going to play. Had plans. Had energy. Had an appendix. The appendix had other plans. The field sends its regards. The appendix does not.
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Jason "Solo" Solomonson
Future ContenderLong-Time Listener, First-Time Caller
Has been following Northern Star from the beginning. Knows the lore. Knows the players. Schedule just hasn't lined up yet. The stars will align. Preferably northern ones.
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Tom "GV Webby" Webster
Future ContenderEffortlessly Dangerous
Golfs maybe twice a year. Is somehow "good" at it anyway. Shows up cold, shoots around 100, and still makes it look more natural than people who practice. Excels at everything he touches. Golf is no exception, relatively speaking.
