Northern Star 2026
Breezy Point Resort · July 8–12, 2026
Northern Star 2025
Geneva National · Lake Geneva, WI
2025 Summary
The Bruhhhs and their loved ones rolled to Lake Geneva's shore,With wedges and putters, and ambitions galore.Rob took the crown—quota-crushing king,While Matt chased close, but still missed the bling.
Luke's driver? Nope—he kept it away,Just didn't play his game… or so he would say.Brian's precision? Now that was a sight—Three houses destroyed in just nine holes of flight.
Lisa played solid, avoiding the shame,Though "Dead F***ing Last" tried to brand her name.Gregs just existed, both steady and calm,Though their scorecard read more like a quiet psalm.
Kristen made a website, sharp as a tack,While Captain Tab's Swiss Tees put Wasted Melligans back.Kemps got loud, cards flung with flair,Mel went teacher mode with a competitive stare.
Leo and Steph—our hosts with the most,Fed us, housed us, survived this wild post.Late nights we ended with YouTube despair,Sad songs and gummies—a questionable pair.
And let's not forget, as we laugh and we cheer,Kate turned four in the chaos this year!
So raise up a glass, one last Bruhhhs cheer—Northern Star's done… till we wreck it next year.