$20 / golfer · Winning team takes all
Each captain drafts two golfers. Combined score-to-quota across all rounds decides the champion.
Captain Kristen
KP's Cackalacky Crew
"Bringing sweet tees and fore play."
Matt Wilson
"Big City"
HCP 12.72x champ (2024, 2026). Never finished outside the top five.
Greg Thompson
"New Greg"
HCP 23.03rd place 2026. Two T5s and now a podium.
Captain Yana
Quinoa 4 Kelce
"We're in our healing era."
Brian Wilson
"Little Town"
HCP 18.1Professional lurker. Runner-up 2021.
Luke Day
"#9"
HCP 19.8Podium regular. Still hunting that first title.
Co-Captains Mila, Parker, & Madi
Par Patrol
"Par Patrol. Par Patrol. We ain't got no doubles! 🎵"
Greg Wellhausen
"Old Greg"
HCP 18.0Top-four pedigree. Hunting a maiden title.
Peter Watson
"Watty"
HCP 17.0Cracked the top four in 2024. Trending up.
Captain Heather
Bean's Brigade
"Birdie. Eagle. Albatross. Condor. Flamingo. (We made that last one up. It's ours.) BoomShakaLaka."
Michael Johnson
"MJ"
HCP 18.2Runner-up on debut at Myrtle Beach 2024. Instant splash.
Tyler Gerst
"T-Gerst"
HCP 21.0First Star-ticipation. Luke's guy.
Captain Kim
Easy Breezys
"The only thing we're doubling is the drink order."
Tabatha Lingerfelt
"Tab"
HCP 23.0First full year as a player. The field has been briefed.
Mel Wellhausen
"Well Well"
HCP 23.0Stepped up when Bryan bailed. First full year as a player. The field has been re-briefed.
KP's Cackalacky Crew. The only team to finish in the green. Captain Kristen has been insufferably correct about everything since the final tally.
