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Official Playlist
Northern Star 2026 Bangers and dad-rock onlyPls no cocomelon, gremlin power mix, choo choo soul, etc.
Schedule
Five days, four courses, one Boat Day.
Lodging
Deacon's Lodge Cabins 6 & 7 — Northern Star HQ.
Bruhhhs
The contenders, their headshots, and the receipts.
Scoring
Quota Stableford. Sandbagging accusations encouraged.
Results
The defending champ and editions past.
A Bruhhh-lad
Ode to the Star-ticipants
The Bruhhhs return to where the pine forests gleam,Breezy Point on Pelican Lake: a mid golfer’s dream.Cabins side-by-side — a logistical feat,All the kids in one house—what a fun treat.Rob holds the crown from Geneva last year,Quota assassin with—ope, honey look, a deer!So pack up the polos, the drivers, the crew—Northern Star Seven is calling for you.
— Unknown
